When WKU topples Army on dry football land manuevers, it proves something: civilians are often better trained than the USA military. Regarding bowling on Sundays, YHVH never said the 1st day was good so we(saints) should only says its a great day for bowling in order not to disagree with the Talmud brood. I still have not been allowed into the local non-Philadelphia hockey assembly of Macomb& the Suburban Ice Group, so I must find other places to do good works on a ‘work day’. I accomplished many good works today, including the following:
8) You can’t always start with an A-team. Sometimes you have to start with an O or C team move. I checked on the welfare of a Shelby Police officer going into Bigby’s instead of Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks. Car 16 appeared to be in responsible human hands of a male dressed in navy blue who hopefully wasn’t trick-or-treating or a paid actor and actually was a sworn non-petty officer of Shelby,MI. I bought a banana under code ‘unboxed Smart’.
1) Once again, I rejected Hardee’s and McDonald’s due to their commercials.
2)I bowled a 670 series with my right hand ‘Slingshot’ anti-Nevada silver-tone gunless holy roller ball. I couldn’t get a 952 series. Maybe I’ll try for a 896 series next week.
2A)I used the the beatnik ‘Newman’ cardinal red name: ‘Sean Hill Slider’ on lane 19 in order to avoid affiliation with Yzerman&Coke heads.
3) I rejected bacon with my eggs and Michigan toast in order to show I love the ALL the commandments of YHVH, not just the first free gift(get a grace clue) of 10 commandments on a hot stone day at Mt. Sinai.
4) I remembered my friends from a real police academy out west, asked for lane 9, and then bowled a 171 series using only my left hand for the first time and a beatnik Collins name of:’Naptali Caterpillar’. You have to remember that if lane 9 is under you(Issachar), you are a 6er, not a 9er. When doing real police work instead of doing evil works of deception like mentally-ill paid actors do, we couldn’t just get carted off the streets if we were in the middle of a battle like professional and amateur athletes do, so using your ‘weak’ arm to accomplish a task you usually only do with your right hand is a mental and physical challenge to anyone who appreciates having use of all their limbs but realizes that could change if an accident or intentional injury occurs due to someone like Carrie Underwood singing another unholy song before her ‘Jesus’ takes a Cinderella pumpkin wheel, drives her to the mortician for make-up lessons or natural law studies whenever her Jezebel lifestyle is ‘no longer’ troubling the prophets.(Was that the world record for longest non-prison sentence?)
5)Under Lapointe 5 rules, I bowled a 841 series, since every pin counts in Beverly Brothers wrestling points. It doesn’t matter how many games it took to topple an adversary who would never come to my side without a guardian devil bringing a bowling pin to me instead of a strong safety pin.
6. I celebrated my first strike with my left hand(a green single ‘Terry Courtois’ ’10 pound ball did the X trick) by going to the 24-hour emergency food center#379(Biglari.onov)for a Bruce Golembiewski Driver-Briggs&Brown cow slider before all the wicked lie believers and elf lovers jam up the area near the mall due to lack of Will Herring knowledge.
7. Celebrating alone is not all that easy to do, but neither is breaking up a DVD,Holiday Inn or Outlaw party.
0. Regarding item 4: ‘If it isn’t broke, try it to see what you can do with it before an arthritis foundation takes over.’ -Former Powerhouse Gym Weight-lifting trainer and manager(me)
I have patience, a sense of humor that beats a sedative shot pusher, and a very slim Jim Cleveland hope that maybe I’ll be asked to leave the country on an all-expenses paid move to Canada before I would try to sneak out of the United States. ONly then might I have a chance to save the queen of England after chewing her pompous self out for honoring actresses and entertainers instead of honoring YHVH. It was hard enough to ‘sneak’ from the AWAY team to the HOME team at an Oymplic-sized hockey area a few years ago during a hockey game, and that was legal!
Speaking of legal but unprofitable Cardinals, the Detroit Lions might not score as many points as the Arizona Cardinals, but when whores surround men who are used to playing in a holy environment are put into an attack zone, they will be fortunate if they can return to their wife or family without adding a sin to the workday. It is disgusting when most NFL team fields are a primary seeding and breeding ground for harlotry huggers, but so is just about every department store or television station in most of the world. The ArizonaCcardinals couldn’t beat the St. Louis Cardinals in a sainthood competition. Actual familiar spirit checking is easier if you are not deceived in the obvious areas of ‘dog’ and ‘god’. The Arizona Cardinal field is a dog and whoremonger zone which thankfully the Detroit Lions will be able to leave, just like any other brave missionaries. Adultery entrapment is like an automatic weapon, and the cheerleaders are guilty without any recourse of causing more sin than an ‘automatic first down under blue kangaroo28’.