I am intentionally skipping making a design for hole ten due to slow play of Camels who can’t get out of the water hole that is theoretically out there somewhere.
A) Your first stroke matters if you are playing the Duke Hathaway game instead of the Pitt Panther game. Remember, even if you play alone, you might be entertaining good angels with your jibber jabber. Choose according to your Viper nature:
1. Try to stay near the Winnie the Pooh pot smokers and just pot stick it at least 9 yards, then say ‘Well, what did you expect from a brood of vipers? A high archangel shot?”
2. Mike Golden Bear it in this manner: ‘I am not Tiger Woods, but as a Yukon Jackman fan I know how to get into the woods on my first shot.’
3. Practice your KAHL 160 Backspin, also know as 53 I Tech Trojan hit for distance by putting Kerry Antoniewicz Howie Long shot put moves on your X=Xavier outer Bench strategies.
4. The Cobra shot: Take your club, hold it up like its a shotgun, play fake ‘chamber slug’ and return to hit the typical wormburner like Chris Osgood puck rejections. This is good for about maximum of ten yards on a good day.
5. The Illinois Dusty Springfield stroke: In horseshoe game fashion, call your ball ‘Striglos Alamos’, and pitch and run it about 28 yards for nickle front coverage and a copper29 attitude on your back. The copper attitude is required as your SA ball could end up in the water somewhere.
I will work on the rest of my course later, of course. I now have to play Chinese Food Checkers.
The Mickey Redmond Break is over now. Back to sabbath day fun at 9:53am, EST, January 4th, 6013.
B) After one stroke, you sometimes rather avoid the second stroke completely. This is known as the Stephen Baldwin Memorial Heart position at ‘He2 is the problem, not 8.’ Pick up the ball, and prepare a message for your next voluntary no contact stroke of hockey genius line:
1. “I’ll take an voluntary obtuse goose egg on this one in order to up my handicap.”
2. “Since being plus 1 is good for hockey players that can change to prove Ted Lindsay is stuck in Laodicea, I’ll forego club contact here and take my 3rd shot like Fedorov.”
3. “I’m tired of playing leasters in golf. Write down 19 in lieu of zero.”
4. “I’m ducking this shot completely like Souray. It’s too hard. Put down 1 as my penalty for being too cautious.”
5. “I’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me for a change. Love is zero, love is kind, give me 1 because I’m the Philadelphia Door Knob at this cut.’
G) At your 3rd shot, remember hitting a ball will not add to your BAC count. Get back to serious order of intent to find a good hole like coppers do on 3rd shift. Choose 2:
1. The Double Mike Brophy John dump and chase into Elijah woods area51 disappearing lead shot.
2. The Xavier of Milwaukee Ortiz free lift to get a better lie and conduct a gravity test at the same time.
3. The Doug Brown inside straight 17 inch 1 iron shot.
4. The Honorary Green striped bass line of Brendan Shanahan Irish spring training shot.
5. Dr’Awl of the above Terry Sawchuck sober attempt to correct Carpenter’s errant shot.
D) The Russian 5 Front D=Dan Trick Attempt to contact and address people is sometimes difficult. Learn to address your ball properly by choosing only 1 non-bible verse to quote:
1. Since Fedorov’s shot went in at the Aleph father’s side of Toronto’s goalie in the year 6012, I’m laying up like a bad mother and going left4Judah here.
2. Are you feeling OK, low CIB124 ball at twenty below me and my 144 IQ team? (This is known as the Redmond right to play dumb on the bench Cornell graduate school interview.)
3. Prepare to get launched like Tiger Williams Brown Wahl3 that’s determined to get a cold war cut.
4. Dearborn native American Al way of 13 makes me like Koslov and ewe like Iafrate. Don’t worry, this won’t hurt my policeman’s ball.
5. God is vague, Gad is good, prepare to land on some car hood.
H) H is not the problem, as H can equal 1 or 5. This shot is for the female edge in you. Remember, He=2 is the problem when Adam and Satan aren’t leading you in the right direction. Learn to redirect your ball as you would your Providence game by choosing to take a 5 and end this hole. Your 5 matters at ‘Dew not Think’. Focus on the pin, not the cup as you choose the weapon you will put with:
1. Club 89: this is the classic Rutherford Old Man 15+74=PW actually, but can lift you up and over the pin if your opponent set it between your ball and the cup.
2. The true 1 Iron: this is the Classic 92 White no chance for eagle Carolina Panther finishing agent99 pick.
3. The 15 Iron: your basic putter, with a billiard Shark Heatley Badger backspin for Ottawa conservative Dan Danson group, which could take you right up to a 6 or 7, or maybe even 67.
4. Dallas Drake Hendrikson Play Fake Club: Audibly say ‘Where is my 22?’,then pull out your HeHe = 4 iron for some double D fencing moves in squad 23 good RISK operations. Do not remove your funny bone before, during or after your Spengler cup Pittsburgh Sun and Mountain Dew drop in Gideon test shot.
5. The Oshawa General Grant Fuhr Cold Club tied to the Thomas Hendricks reclamation act of 5775: Knowing your club is dead cold, apply a headcover to it of your choice before trying the ‘Bible Truth Chapel Hillside’ shot, also known as the Finnish application of dew rag to your best non-Pentagon weapon.
You have now read ‘Cal Ripken Junior House of Uncommon Direct Mind Deposits for Orange Belt Students’. Hole 12 is very conditional, unlike my love for golf and hockey. I’ll get around to hole 12 when I feel like it. I felt generous on my Rob Deer tags today.
Subjective Scrutiny Of Mindsets 