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I had packed my bags to go to the local gym to workout, as bodily exercise profits a little. Out of respect for the person that invited me to the local 3 on 3 tournament, I popped into the Macomb Ice rink first. I had assumed it was an adult 3 on 3, so did not pkan on going, but once I found out it was youth hockey, I stayed for the duration. Jody, the employee that invited me to the ‘3rd Day Shift Church of the Uniform Division’, is as nice as the staff was in Indian Trail, NC. It is a ‘good thing’ I did not reject her kind invitation.

A couple post tournament notes:

!. It was a 4 on 4 tournament. Stop forgetting to count the goalie as part of the team! Do not be like a Lutheran who cannot even count to 7 properly.
2. In rink 1, there were 2 opposing goalies on the east ‘Guest’ bench side, Sabres and a solid blue team. On the west ‘Home’ bench side, the pink 35 goalie was out of place at 8, and ended up losing to the 234 Oddballs on the west end by a score of 2 to 1. It looked like the russian Sabre dance team won on the ‘Guest’ side, but the fans on that side were onnoxious so I went to the Pink Cotton Candy vs. Souray group.
3. Earlier, while dressed in my Philadelphia Flyer88 non-stolen jersey, I was called a ‘die hard hockey fan’ by a female who was not natural from the hair root perspective. Because she reminded me of Linda Maria Hendrikson trying to do some sort of back-handed insult, I advised her to go to “Brenda’, a Eisenhower High School Eagle graduate, and have her return to the color that’God’ had chosen for her. She basically said her husband would complain that his wife wasn’t blonde, so I said she was the real Dye hard hockey fan, and I had natural tint accents to my true brunette line. When a man starts balding, should his wife demand he wear a toupee? Just because a husbands wants something doesn’t mean it is spiritually or morally advantage to continue deceiving yourself and others. My self-proclaimed ‘Christian’ ex-husband, Shane, would rather I dress like a harlot than as a comfortable hockey mom in a nice jersey, which means he is sick and not saved.
4. A woman with a very furry coat stood behind me. In foxy roxy trouble spots, Fox20, Fox55 and ‘Fox Layne Bevent Lions Mix’ are all very different. She did not look like a satyr, she was not trying to decieve me and so I asked if it took about 55 or 20 pelts to make her( Scott Van365 Pelt game) coat. She didn’t know, but I let her know I had a nice beaver fur coat, and hopefully the warmly dressed woman not like the ex-wife of Rocky Blier.
5. Eating shrimp (or any other inclean meat) before you go into the true temple in Jerusalem is an abomination. It is like Rachel sneaking idols into Jacob’s tent system. With that in mind, it is a good thing that I did not go into the temple, as I probably still had the remnants of Shane Hendrikson’s sperm in me, who has proven himself to be equal to a swine. I would gladly go in someday again with a decent, clean male companion, but refraining based on my internal cautions was wise in hindset. Because of that decision may be why I was targeted spiritually, but I know I did all the right things while there. That is my ‘Big’ house hockey warning to fools who think that visiting Jerusalem is to be taken lightly. Although it is far better destination that Las Vegas, Nevada, it has serious dangers if you do not have a respect for the modesty requests of your hosts. The danger may not present itself right away; it might leave, regroup and get more backing before it comes back to destroy the mockers of modesty and of true bravery exibited by the prophets as they openly spoke against politicians, religious sects and false idolatry.
6. I suspect Diane Rowe is better than any princess line. Do not do as the heathen do, and start worhipping and bowing knees to the wealthy, including the players in alumni hockey games, and ignore the need to encourage the children in your community who decided to work today instead of taking of like the 666government team. Playing hockey is work, and it is good work. Elevation church? Don’t be pulled back into January 15th games with the anti-Moses Protestants. Stay focused on the new moons, keep your dates strait according to the need to pinpoint Abib1, and prepare to find a place to celebrate Passover, with joy, with tears and with humility.
7. Good game: don’t end up like a safari wall mount. The cleaner you are, the more likely the unclean will be revolted by you and the will return to their own mud, mire, dog and swine games instead of understand a clean bullock is more precious than Sandra Bullock and the great pretenders who deceive and receive for a living, to their disgrace.
8. Inner Abigail and Bathsheba caution: Better to wait for the last good man than settle for the first good-looking man.
9. Most unusual hockey jersey on a human being: Peaceful #39. Didn’t know if he was more like Steven Jackson, Dominek Hasek or the Illinois/Wisconsin freeway system with no cars on it. Dwarf names are to be avoided in the Milky Way Smarty trash expert Noah group, as are Santa’s reindeer names. Dwarf names are Ok in the Normandy St. Greenheck ‘play vice squad’ non-violent ‘handle’ bar leagues.
10. ‘Bridgestone CLassic’ is more like a Sharon Stone error line danger, right down to the seat you end up in. I’m too smart to go there alone; it would be like watching Steve Martin do another dime trick for the back row at Alpine Valley again. (Had I gotten a really good eligible suitor ask me to the game, I would have gone.) Do not be deceieved; the good ark system does not rely on tire companies when it comes to 39 strikes to ‘Jesus; and 1 good requested slap applied to Elisha. Failing to follow a prophet’s directions can result in very quick death. The 1 stripe for each original colony is more like a bunch of lost ants trying to see where Dana the butterfly goes after getting staked out somewhere.
11. The Smart Joseph Fact: I would trust Karen Dubis over Karen Newman with my next set of music reading glasses. The Karen Newman and Jessica Smith dye hard blondes are just Hilex Luther circus attractions, not anything wise enough to be useful in spiritual or physical warfare.

Very important: ‘Tradition rich’ is a term that should perk the ears of a wise woman or district 3 wisemen as code ‘666’, not 441=Truth. It is a fact that the rich get richer and the honest get poorer due to those who keep pushing traditions instead of getting to the truth. There are many types of mental institutions, including the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. How you use your mental capacity depends on your environment, but if you are using to try and accumulate wealth rather than fight liars and traditions that mislead the lost sheep, woe unto you. 109,901 seats? It’s not big enough of a house to host all the real saints. Humble does not think ‘big’ with the proud tradition groups; humble thinks narrow and sober. The real saints with unseen wings might be ones struggling with all the traffic problems, who couldn’t take off to watch the tailend of reindeer games tied to the evil Ham string. Count it all joy is you are warm and home alone instead of gathering with the suspected ‘white’ due to spiritual leprousy gathered to political parties. Use the cold days to pray,study and watch for the beginning of labor pains signs that coincide with the end of 9 full months, a number a mother never forgets. I happened to be about 2 weeks overdue with my second child, but my first child did not survive. 2 weeks from today is a day that has a double negative attached to anti-Judah protestant pride: January 15th, 1969 and Martin Luther King’s false King of Israel group. Do not be deceived by Lutherans, who are the most likely to be deceived based on a watered down, lukewarm system.

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