Believing What You Didn’t Witness Can Be Dangerous to Your Literal Health

Hard core,big city of Wausau Fact: When you bear false witness against reformed criminals who are now angels of the Most High God, they know how to torment you mentally or physically, and will be given permission to do so by YHVH,Stephen the Martyr, El Shaddai, or El Elyon or Abbadon or some other level of accurate power greater than any liar. I am not tormented, but I do get vexed by sin and paganism , just as any good prophet or church of Phildelphia member would.

Since ‘God remembered Rachel’ lets remember Joseph, and if you are capable of thinking at a minimum 4=purple in billiards and Denita Ball=old squad 91 level to get past the overrated December 25th ordeals and the unholy White House Christmas games and their Druid, witchcraft pushing elves that plot against all elements of Truth and try to contridict natural law, read on. When weighing evidence, you have to start eliminating the concepts which clearly are impossible because YHVH is not in them, such as rhw myth that reindeers can fly and lift a sleigh holding and an obese beast, landing on your roof or on AT&T channel 98’Santa Tracker’,which continues deceptions and unholy idolatry while trying fill or to empty ‘Red Sox’ of ‘Dexter the Lutheran dog’ zones.

I told a famous friend of mine that some of the hardest truths are taught in the safest places, after watching him participate in a low level hockey game on Thursday. I would have played in rink 2, but I forgot my helmet, so I watched the game in rink 3, which included a ‘state farm’ player and a former Redwing player. A ‘State Farm’ shirt does not bring good memories to mind, but neither would a ‘Wittenberg Charger42’ so I have to use a ‘herbie hancock Watermelon Man’ idiom in order to get the accurate message across: Actual good neighbors tell the Truth, which means revealing the fact that insurance companies do not save the prophets but do profit and often are greedy as they prey upon the needy. If I do not spread the Truth and warn others of their err, I will be unfit for any spiritual duty and only barely survive as though I were a ‘cartoon raven’ looking to feed off of dead matter and never able to be classified as ‘clean’ enough to enter the marriage supper of the Lamb of God. Potipher’s wife spread lies because she thought she was more worthy of someone’s affection and physical sexual abilities than she was; because of her overestimation of her ‘worth’, she got an innocent, previously traumatized man thrown into prison by an Egyptian government which promoted sexual lawlessness. We have an Egyptian government system rooted in the United States, not a holy government, so as easy as it might be to believe what you see written on computer websites or newspapers, fight the power of propganda and rumor pushers who file and write unsubstantiated reports, then keep trying to seek and accept the facts which you can verify. You must choose to fight the liars which try to make you believe a lie, or you will never overcome even 1 USA Army troop that believes and then relays lies over the electronic systems.

My friend “Issachar’ and I on a terrific day in Israel. Since I am well-trained retired police officer, I chose to ‘cover her back’, but she might be more like a 6, and I might be more like a jasper,a ligure,a beryl,a topaz,a sardius or even a fiery carbuncle. I may not look ‘pretty’ but I have to try to convince myself I look ‘good’ although I am clearly not as attractive as ‘Issachar’, since good means modest and evil=ugly=immodest whore attire.

Darren Sharper might be like Joseph of the Bible, like me or like anyone else that has had accusations in a ‘2 against 1’ situation ruin their reputation and cause them great tribulation and suffering. It seems as though many of the people whom I have chosen to be on my spiritual, non-Microsoft ‘holy sports&local21’ warfare team have been targeted by illegal or unnecessary roughing, such as Jaromir Jagr, Joey Pavelski and maybe even Dan Boyle. I was unecessarily verbally roughed by bouncers in downtown detroit, eventually got back inti the rink and taught Chris Chelios a lesson or two. You can dig a hole without a shovel if you have a Badger or similar tunnel expert to dig, right? I saw Jonathan Toews on a FILM replay evade serious injury yesterday; he seemed to know that his pursuer was not playing the puck but was going to target him so he instinctively dropped down to avoid a too much impact to his head, and as a result sustained no major injury. He might not have known that’s what he did, but from a martial arts perspective that how he appeared to defend his body as well as possible against a body attack. An aborted child us ot able to duck any unholy moves by United States government approved medical death camps, so their spirit returns to the ‘Creator’. Is their creator an unknown, a mother or a father? Pure and holy love pf YHVH does not create most humans, simple mammal actions by carnal pagan and heathen mammals known as humans create after their own kind, and only an actual act of YHVH can change a human into an actual saint. The vatican doesn’t decide who the real saints are, and neither do sports teams logos.

I have had 2 people testify against me and their testimony got me jailed for a period of time. Their accusations were wrong, and they used to part of my ‘spiritual’ family, but they are no longer part of me or part of my body:Nancy Peterson and Richard Xavier Ortiz Hendrikson. You cannot control what is not part of your body, just as the Messiah cannot control nor is he responsible for all the sin that continues on earth. He can only have power over those who give him the proper authority to reign over you, and the written Word of YHVH is the proper authority which saves and purifies and justifies you OVER your lifetime. Individual acts consistent with a particular commandment do not save you, for if you never steal but you lie, you still prove you are like whoremongers, the 2 headed beast who sees and hears with one mentality and then releases information with a demonic spirit, showing that they are part of anti-Truth powers. Listen carefully to what people say to you and prepare you mind to correct and shame them audibly if needed. As a woman who had been verbally abused by a self-proclaimed ‘anti-commandmentist’, I know longer let the offense have the final word and ideally, neither will those who are surrounding me like angels of YHVH or at least honest witnesses. Video and audible tapes can be altered which may intentionally cause the innocent to ‘look guilty’, so that method of communication is never a reliable source of Truth, especially over time. The following conversations occurred within less than a 12 hour period, and I was verbally attacked in a method so subtle that only the elect could possibly agree with what I did.

Case A) I went into an ice hockey rink as usual, and there was one other brown male their who wore a red jersey number 14, while I had on my Israel 18 jersey. I don;t much about that other male other than he’s not on my ‘spiritual warfare team’ and that he plays with a team led by a person known as ‘Hogan’. Whether its Hulk Hogan or Shannon Hogan doesn’t really matter to me or Michael the Archangel, I just know he’s not playing for me and treats me about as typically and naturally as any other non-saint. He might be some undercover agent for all I know, for they have a tendency to try and play it both ways as WELL as unclean camels possibly could. When a 3rd person came onto the rink who likes to be called ‘Jeffrey’, he had no chest protection on. When I asked him he said. ‘There’s no one here.’ Either he was drugged like one of jeffrey dahmer’s victims, he is delusional or he has no respect for anyone female or dark brown person, which is equivalent of our founding fathers and the voting methods that were applied prior to the Susan B. Anthony era. I told ‘jeffrey’ that he blasphemed, because clearly someone was there and his sin is unforgivable by me. It was as evil as my ex-husband sending me an email saying ‘you are not special’, and in order for me to be strong rather than weakened, I accurately corrected ‘jeffrey’ as he skated slowly around in his grey hooded sweatshirt. A 4th person entered the arena dressed with a black feline jersey, and he was the wisest and most polite of the three men out there. He cooperated with me, and I respected him because of it. He did not say I was ‘no one’.

Case B) I went to one of my favorite venues for my shabbat meal on the 19th or Tislev, wearing my Good Ax Chicago Blackhawk jersey#19, and dined alone as usual. I was asked to change tables from one numbered in the 50’s to what I was told was table #66 and cooperated with the request because it would do me no physical harm to move. In the past, I have not cooperated with people who tried to drug me against my will in Wauwatosa,Wi Stevens Point, Wi and in Wausau,Wisconsin. and I may very possibly have gotten raped because of the forcing of drugs on me which made me defenseless. If no ones indicts the people who drugged me against my will, this whole nation is as guilty of intentional abuse of powers as Adolph Hitler. Once moved to table #66 I was very near 2 dirty blondes who reminded me of Ashley Maria Hendrikson and Natalie Smith. They weren’t polite and seemed to be very into themselves, maybe no different from the 2 females who are accused Darren Sharper of a crime. I do not enjoy watching people who are not trustworthy, but defense requires that you watch the evildoers,lest they overcome you. I might be getting moved around like a knight in a chess game or a pawn, but as long as i trust the people who are moving me there’s no problem with being moved. The problem starts with typical pentagon and military strategists who are too cowardly to accept the truth and rather try to cause a good person to react in anger. A male said to me ‘Are you guys done (with this table)?’ Since I am neither a man nor a split personality basket case like ‘Sybil’ and I have an excellent knowledge of the power of words, I rebuked him. He said he was using “GENERAL’ language, and I said then mentioned that sounded like he went to West Point for his English, which was inaccurate. I corrected him as peacefully as I could, suggesting he should have said something like ‘Are you through with this table. young lady?’ I then reported the possible intentional verbal abuse of me to another human in the area, but order to keep unintentional sin an option 2 for the ‘general language amateur’ I suggested that the male might be delusional or possible intoxicated from too much Budweiser, since he thought I looked like at least 2 males according to his speech.

Had I been like ‘Kendra the Icedog goalie from the ONYX Rink’)which is NOT Joseph’s rink but is tied to garbage companies) or had i been like the physically limited but still violent ‘Indian’ who threatened me at the Macomb Ice Rink when I tried to warn him of possible danger while he disobeyed posted stick&puck rules, I suppose I could have complained to the owner and tried to get those carnal humans permanently rejected from the area, but that would not really change the people who attacked me. It would just cause huge problems for a proprietor who probably has a tough time just handling his own staff properly, due to the nature of ownership of private businesses. It was better for me to go to my shabbat assembly, keep an eye on situations people were doing ephod squad drills, and put in spiritual honest and prophetic audibles as needed, and which should be protected by the United States Constitution.

I can only hope that the Troy Arena proves to be exactly what ‘ a ram’ ‘ a treasure’ and ‘a decree’ means: a mostly clean and decent place to guide others and be guided toward pearls of Truth rather than to confounded and suffer continued persecution by those who hate the Biblical prophets and love sin. Hearing that Joseph was only 17 when sold into slavery added a deep level of sadness, but it is better to cry with the saints than to become as sick as Billy Joel and laugh with his Broadway sinners. ‘The Lord shall laugh’, so even the Lord does get satisfaction outwitting the haughty, staying anti-drug while battling demonic forces, and while helping the ‘naughty’ become wise as Cobras getting into an ark, only to find that Joakim Noah lines might be in it.

I won’t be celebrating Hannukah,because Joseph could handle the darkness better than Stevie Wonder ever did. It is borderline, not one of the original7 feasts, and I know it is sometimes better to ‘watch and pray’ than play the religious marketing games. If I am corrected on that matter, it will be by the Messiah himself in the kingdom of YHVH, but according to prophesy, Hannukuh doesn’t make the ‘cut’ as necessary to be continued for all generations.

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Good Rich or Evil Rich?

Celebrity status results in personal information being spread into the media, and your response to the facts indicates the condition of your spirit. I can remember being told that a man named Joseph Harris ‘lived in a mansion’ on the island of St. Lucia, and by definition it was, but it probably was no larger than the house I lived in at the time. Joseph Harris was considered ‘rich’ but he was not a lazy fool like NIcholas Cage, and Mr. Harris earned his money honestly. Joseph Harris cut off his friendship with me when I urged him to return to the teachings for all of Israel in order to continue toward the perfect mark of holiness. Although he escaped the Catholic church bondage, he only went to Luther’s ‘plan’, which was actually just as weak and beggarly, with continued ties to pagan traditions and rejection of good works as defined by the teachings and instruction of YHVH.

I was overwhelmed hearing that the architects that I hired were also hired by Curtis Joseph, and that he built about a 5000 square foot home that eventually was sold. That seemed way too large for me,but maybe he used the space well. ‘Let your moderation be known unto all men’. Accumulated wealth of the carnally minded person leads to an unwise lack of moderation in how they spend their income. ‘Jeter’ of the New York Yankees, is even more foolish than I thought he could be. A 30,000 sq. foot house has no room for humility and becomes as unwise as a ‘mega church’ to those who have a spirit of discernment. I wrote the word “rich??’ on a board yesterday, and because I am debt, I am not rich. I had been rich when I managed the finances of my company and my pension, but a unholy and selfish employee and ex-husband intentionally made me financially poor again, and somehow poor in spirit is tied to literal poverty&debt. When the spirit of holiness and truth is poured into me at NO CHARGE, it also gets emptied out from me in various places and in various ways, which leaves me with very little in retained spiritual assets. Now I understand poor in spirit, I know that the kingdom of God is within me but rarely around me. I do not look at the ‘filthy rich’ as heroes, only as spiritual ‘zeroes’. Gated homes means the owner has fear, not courage. The mental illness that comes from lack of generosity and overcharging other people for ungodly works does reveal itself in spending habits. Whether a man like Jeter or Joseph Harris ever comes to their RIGHT mind is a matter I cannot answer or predict. It just vexes me to know how many honest people can barely afford a decent rental or a very small house while others let their lack of moderation protrude like the uncovered body of a Babylonian harlot.

I am thankful my parents have always demonstrated moderation in how they have spent their very honest income. ‘Rich’ is a name to some, but it is not the name of any chosen tribe. The rich man who kept the commandments from youth and was still seeking sound doctrine from the tribe of Judah walked away sad because he had not yet perfected himself; for all I know he followed the instructions and is now great in the kingdom of heaven. The prophet,Yeshua, did not tell him ‘If though will be perfect, go out and buy a new Lexus.’ If you do not recognize what perfection is, you will miss the mark of holiness, and end up with the mark of the beast. Perfection is NOT piles of money,a proud spirit and a huge house that is no better than the tower of Babel.

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Breaking Up Cycles of Unrighteousness is Hard to Do

Patterns that have now been set by the God who set the moon and stars in their place are righteousness, but when a human has been subjected to unrighteous teachings and patterns for most of their life, there is a war within that is affected by what is outside the body. This is going to be a very serious outpouring, like oil that is stored within me that is under pressure. Many comparisons will be made to the current and the past, just as those who continue to celebrate Purim tend to rely on traditions and then fail to fight for equal scales because they focus too much on a queen rather than on Michael the archangel or the King of Kings who is also a warrior.

On this date in 1997, I went on a first date to a UW-Madison hockey game with a man who said his wife had left him for another. He was not my first choice for the date, but he seemed like he needed a ‘lift’, because his wife was unfaithful to him. My first choice would have been Robert Parker, the former men’s basketball coach from UWSP, but I wasn’t his first choice so you try to make decisions based on what is there, not what you can’t see if you are still in a carnal state as I was at the time. The game was in the old ice arena off of John Nolen drive, and I sat and enjoyed many games there with Robin Ortiz, but Robin no longer loved me and hockey tickets are a foolish thing to waste in my estimation. When the God of Israel’s ‘wife’ by covenant was unfaithful to him, he got lifted up onto a cross so that his wife could have a second chance to love him and do things according to his desire, by Torah design. God never changed the contract with his people, as if it were a game. Shane Hendrikson suffered very little physically under my care for many years, but I suffered greatly with asthma attacks that were unrelentless. Shane suffered greatly from the typical fights after divorce involving his children, but I and my son treated him very well considereing what the two of US had been through which he chose to take upon himself without being coerced or pressured like I was by his attorney at the point of divorce. I had asked Shane Hendrikson not to use certain deodorants that I was allergic to, but he persisted to use them rather than use what would not trigger an asthma attack for me. Robin Ortiz had a LPN for a wife who smoked, and she also would quit smoking cigarettes which irritated Robin’s allergies, so lets just say Jackie Goetz is similar to Shane Hendrikson in lack of regard for their spouse’s health. My son Rich also had a first date with his current wife on february 8th, and I used to think that was a nice thing he had in common with Shane and I. I now feel sick remembering February 8th, and even cancelled a date with a man who says he works for GM now. I just want to break the cycle, especially remembering that George Strait concert on May 17th that was sponsored by General Motors. General Motors has made more vehicles of war and death than Lance cracker company, to put it politely and in recollection of the god named Nut versus King Kong.

From the time Shane physically ‘knew’ me which was on March 15th, 1997(after he was served with divorce papers which verified another protestant broken covenant), I had been monogamous and to this day no other man has ever physically entered my ‘temple’. In sensitive crime matters, penetration also matters. No man has penetrated my ‘sacred wall’ since Shane Hendrikson, which shows that the single men I have seen have been able to show restraint although we both may have been tempted beyond the easy and sleezier version of subjecting ourselves to watching adulterers on television like most of the ‘free'(as in not in God’s hand) world chooses to do. If you are saved and really in the hand of God, you are not free to do as you please. If you are no longer carnal,there is a good restraint system in you that is superior to handcuffs and drugs to keep you in control of your behavior and to resist sin. Drugs can inhibit your actions as well as destroy your sense of what is right to do under bodily attack. Drugs are not dispensed by the Holy Spirit. Satan’s dispensentionalist system has the power to prescribe drugs, issue restraining orders and use handcuffs and various other forms of carnal restraint but Satan’s system CAN be penetrated by the Holy Spirit, just as the man with a demon named Legion in him realized after he was in his right mind again.

When it comes to Haman, Shane Hendrikson is like Haman. His desire was to destroy me, and he had been lifted up into a position of power and significant wealth. When he was poor and had little confidence after James Costa won the battle for his wife, he was still unstable but I never thought he was a criminal like he is now. When I say ‘me’, I say me and the Law of YHWH that is within me, just like Haman and Hitler and Constantine wanted to eliminate the good Law and anyone that carried it within. That good Law was not allowed into my body until after I cleansed it from unclean dietary practices; the Messiah might come in for a test visit, but will not stay within a body that continually rejects his teachings, just like going into the literal temple in Jerusalem came to an end. As I watched Birmingham United versus Eisenhower Eagles, I also saw a couple of fights break out but this morning I realized it was still no worse than going to Slade Hendrikson’s wedding or Virgil Smith’s anniversary, as fights also broke out on those occasions. I have a disdain for the name Eisenhower because en Eisenhower jacket which I once thought was important is now a sign of a spiritual coward who was wearing it, namely Virgil Smith. The coach of Eisenhower foolishly calls hockey a ‘simple game’ and they ended up with 5, which is like a pentagram, not anything you can build a house on. 5 points is like Calvinist TULIP fools, so what looked like a win for the unclean animal was seen differently by me. Birmingham ended up with 4, which is tied to Judah and also reminds me of an ‘A’.

I then watched another church group gather in the same rink#1, and it was more like watching river rocks dumped into a waterway. The west end goalie had the number 30 on him and what looked like a pink Playboy emblem on him, while the east end goalie had red over black. As an expert in colors and the ephod patterns, I watched this game carefully and it was entertaining as there were no fights. On the previous day, I and Dan the former USA Army ranger, had last left the west end and held the east end. Dan was dressed in reuben red, and I had a Washington Capitals jersey on. I told him I’d left to let the west play their reindeer games, and I was going to stone area 2(Simeon). Since the tribe of dan is area 5, it was fine that he also came onside north and east. The goalie in red then held more interest on the early Sabbath game because of the colors Dan and I wore. This gets funnier to a degree, so stay with me on this if you are one of the few, not the proud.

On the Playboy side, there was a certain hockey player on ‘bended knee, with his left knee down.’ I saw this 2 ways, one negative and one positive. the negative reminded me of Shane Hendrikson, as he asked me to marry him on bended knee at his sister’s wedding. The positive was remembering the Russian 5 at the winter Classic here in Detroit and seeing Viktor Koslov, like an orange billiard ball waiting to do his duty. The hockey player on bended knee was in the tribe of Benjamin spot as I saw it. I had worn a pink silk jumpsuit on Valentine’s day to work in 1997, but it wasn’t a Playboy outfit. Shane Hendrikson’s daughter Ashley, of the USA military, supports Playboy merchandise, to her disgrace. I tried to lighten up my perspective of the goalie who looked like an embarrassment to the game of hockey, by saying he reminded me of Peter Billingsley or Jerry Mathers in the spring pageant or on the Elijah comment side he looked like Lawrencia Bembenek. Decent pagan cops do not always do what is right in God’s eyes, but somehow their minds are not continually bent on doing evil like the anti-Messiah group is. Therefore, I reject the notion of John Calvin and TULIP, because humans who want to catch, prosecute and persecute criminals are not totally depraved.

Literally, on my home big screen ephod system, I had Curtis Joseph on the west end and Chris Osgood on the east end. My game is still more fun than fantasy football and is kind of up there with playing Sega Outrun on duty with my squad partners in district 1 of Milwaukee. After seeing Curtis Joseph’s website, sadly he looked like more of a playboy than a Messiah based on the female companion next to him, to my disappointment. When it comes to discovering who your enemy or adversary is, you must stay on course but test the spirits. Because my partners and I remembered the driving course and kept playing it, your Outrun score would get better. That is not much different from paying the same golf course all the time, knowing every trap and hazard like it was a spider’s web. At minimum, I am keeping my memory sharp with resorting to watching actors on Emergency, which is an insult to real firefighters and men such as Herb Coussons who literally improved the condition of my life by removal of my uterus in a situation where room for error was extremely narrow. Herb Coussons is not a carnal man, but is spiritual and also in the flesh at the same time.

Esther also comes to mind. The 2 Esther’s that were my friends were Esther Ganski and Esther, the woman from Europe who was on the tour of Israel with me. Ganski was my catholic ‘Godmother’ but was very weak and fragile mentally although physically very enduring as she raised 7 children on a farm with a former Army man named Frank Raczek who smoked and was a gluttonous eater, but typical of any other undisciplined Gentile who went through Pentagon training but never went to feast of Israel training. My father did not get brainwashed in the military, is humble not proud, and has a very even keeled spirit as well. He has worked harder than any Sunday slime known as protestant pastors and reverends (hirelings) or catholic priests to feed his family. As I told my hockey friends, ‘Martin Luther King Junior could not even do a a deer drive and bring clean food home to hid family.’ Truth, to his disgrace. Martin Luther King, Jr, just like Martin Luther and the Pope of Catholicism, have set and kept up unrighteous circles and patterns, not righteous. Esther, the young woman from Europe, swam around like Esther Williams in the Jordan River after getting baptized, and to this day I find that curious but not unlawful.

Last pattern that needs breaking has to do with images on the wall. I have pictures of non-jet fighters on my wall. Any or all of them could be a Joshua or a centurion type someday. I choose to have pictures of some good looking single men in order to prevent me from focusing on good-looking married men. The married men might be like having a picture of George Bush in my house, but in my case they never became politicians and stayed in sports. My Catholic ‘nuns’ undoubtedly had pictures of a man they called ‘Jesus’ on their walls, just like my grandmother Mary. Would you call the old nuns ‘cougars’ because they thought about being loved by a good looking single man who they called ‘Jesus’ someday and maybe being the one who he would chose as his bride? They would set themselves before those pictures and pray. I do not pray to the pictures, nor do I check with Mike Bossy before I enter the hockey rink. I remember my friends in the police department usually, and play ‘Make me laugh’ by myself which prevents me from trusting in beggarly synthetic elements and research triangle chemical warfare capsules to brighten my day mood in a very dark and ugly nation. Some people have pictures of war planes on their walls, and do not pray to them but have unreasonable trust in them as being ‘good’ when they are not what Moses used. I still have a natural wooden stick, which reminds me of Moses, in my house from Door County from a trip on went on with my son and daughter before the birth of their first daughter, who is in as much trouble as the daughters of Zion given her parental view. The video of my granddaughter on U-Tube is the kind of video a child molester like Joseph Raczek might be attracted to. Without having any protective sense about films of his children, my son is a poor father, just like the parents of Shirley Temple or Ashley Hendrikson. Had he worked in situation and understood the idea of controlling the tongue from a proper perspective, not viewing dance as something suitable for entertainment of all the Herod’s in this world and returned to a love for modest Polish dance groups such as I was taught, he may be better at understanding the concept of oral law. If I am correct, Pharoah gave Moses a stick in mocking fashion, but that staff ended up having more power than Pharoah’s huge statues and magicians. My ex-husband polished the stick but I chose the stick from Washington Island, Wisconsin. Shane chose to take the ex-wife of an Air Force man and returned to the dog and swine pattern of trust in Las Vegas, guns and a pathetic simple protestant whore as his route, just like his first wife Linda Meyer. He may be flourishing financially, but then most thieves do. My financial struggles are a burden that might be light, but even light burdens remind you of the people who hated you rather than loved you, so you have to carry another load on your back.

I know of a few people who were born on February14th who I admire such as Sean Hill or Viktor Koslov, but remember that February 14 is pagan, and that Adar14 might be set against its adversary once again. I am focusing on barley reports, not candy, roses, overpriced diamonds and hypocritical card sales. Sean Hill gathers his 1990 hockey team, according to Jeff Sauer, and also has had problems with drug use, as have I. My drugs were approved by the USA, but never were they created and approved by God for my health. Sean Hill? The spirit of UW Badger defensemen is stronger than a General Motors tank that does not deliver water, nor has any military tank ever delivered a nation from tax burdens, lawyers burdens or disease.

Beware of false gods, such as Cupid, the Nimrod of Hallmark. I will meet with the GM worker, as though he is an adversary, not a friend of God. Just like in the Pabst Strike I got involved with, there are times when you need to know the mindset of a employee who works for a heathen boss, and feel out the turf wars on computer game boys. Mark Cunningham? Have not heard from him since mysterious texts came to me from woman named ‘Audrey’. Audrey is not a good name in my books and names mean things, as any student of Bradford Scott knows. Hendrikson also is not a good name, but why bother the USA government with trying to give me a false identity for my own protection when by keeping the enemy name, I can protect the good names from getting too much attention?

Laughing out loud… I am laughing out loud. Did I mention I was wearing my true Blue Kangaroo New York Ranger LUCAD uniform code68s jacket to the Birmingham game? LSW…. last seen wearing also matters to good cops.
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Don’t know who this is off of match.com, but he has been trying to get me to go to a hotel in Saginaw.

emk2014

38, Bloomfield, MI
Seeking Female 21-65

I am not going, by the way. he says he wil treat me like a ‘queen’ but I don’t want to be treated like a queen. ‘I sit as a queen’ is the mentality of the whore of Babylon according to Scriptures. I hate crowns. Hockey helmets are better than stupid Gentile crowns. He says his name is ‘Eric’ and that name can go many directions as well, right up to the Florida Panther jersey that Eric Hendrikson wore in our ‘Baptist’ family picture. An reasonable element of distrust of the computer dating system is sufficient reason to put a little atch in the system and see if some computer building systems start ‘smoking’ that were built by the wrong creator.

emk2014

38, Bloomfield, MI
Seeking Female 21-65

The SiN-SIN numbers seem like a reason for big caution with the Tom Cruise types trying to pretend they were MIT material. 38’s are either guns or organ ranks, and right now I rather be like Rapunzel than Kevin Costner in a Rachel Rat trap.

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The Proverbs31 Translation of Football

Football is full of Roddy White lies at Ga=31. Pink and white armbands are like watching Steve Martin quartback games at French manicure for the Pink Panther Henderson tricks, rather than watching a few teams try to return to a ‘ Troy Hockey13 B Headed Holy Cross Family Circle Makers’. Like good Trojans who sneak over to Bay View instead of Green Bay for high school Thomas without More cigarettes moves,non-professional adult hockey leagues are actually rated G(good), or GP if a goalie plays. Running back and forth on sod level does not really mean you pick up yards. Picking up yards occurs with wheelbarrows, moved diligently, often unassisted, from Wausau East to West Virginia Moss zones. Whoever fights over a receiving a football is like someone who won’t give up the notion that January 1st is not the real new year according to Truth. No one fights over the ball in baseball, in case you have failed to notice that Miller Premium point. Active baseball players might fight over a bad called strike, but never fight over the literal ball like baseball fans once the ball is out of play.

In some cities, 1 yard is a huge increase in your lot size if you are fortunate enough to not be renting. Breaking Sony and Columbia records might also be required if the lyrics are 666 rather than 441 material. With that in mind, the following was written by me, not Steve Martin, on this day and posted in ‘In the Bleachers’ at #3:

“This Report in From Football 68Er Lines:

The Detroit Lions reached Rugland’s Best Norwegian Goal for RedWing Team Joseph, while the Cowboys matched Linda Lovelace XXX Roman non-Gabrial Status with 30. Bryant and Witten appear to have a Pb vs. Ra problem, as clearly they are not part of the Church of Philadelphia ot the PBR Team from Milwaukee(which has to get 31 for a Ga Technical Spiritual Warfare win, not a warfarin commercial spot)

The Packers squeaked a Vlasic Shark Mark of 44, but came up 199 short of the Super Duck243 Team. The VIkings managed to stay within Cribbage Handzus Gus Frerotte parameters with 31 for 2D, knowing that 8 is not enough for any Ephod Squad.”

Maybe the Dallas Cowboys couldn’t get anything up to 31 because of a Georgia Bosh block, or more likely,couldn’t get up for the game without their Dallas Cowgirl whores cheering them on to spiritual death symptoms instead of using geological codes like Judah does.

Do not be impressed with Air Force mechanical objects, but rather be impressed with a Eagle who became a Lion named Akers or a Doerfler Red Hawk.

A

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If I’m Weird, I Can Still Work

Too many slogans are not true.  ‘It’s only weird if it doesn’t work.’ That statement is not true. I have seen plenty of weird things  and even weird people work.

The following is a compilation of books not yet written, although I could write any of them if I was paid to do it:

1. How to Pass Over Crappy Hands in Poker and Stay in Cribbage

2. The Anti-Christ Trojan Richmond Easy English 10 Alternative

This would not be passable in Mrs. Christ’s English class at Milwaukee tech. It may pass at Helen Richmond’s Class.

3. One Way to Macomb is One Way to Michigan .

4. Bango Fuhr Duck Drills for Sudbury Druid Street Survivors

5. Johnny Unitas Hole Golf Memorial Strategies

6. I was 17 once but now am Under 100.

7. Reject Easter and Hobbits but not Rabbits in your Milwaukee Zoo Intake Screening

8. Monster Mash 4077 North Avenue Cashier Authority Lines.

9. Tet onside Jackson Hole Foods Class for Bushman Potato Heads

10. 153 for 18 without a Driver.

11. Chris Mystery of Life=29 Retired Copper Jokes

12. Single,Married or Buried at 53 – It is Only I Who Knows

13. Orange the 13th Ball Jokes for King4 a Wednesday Addams Family

14. Honey Badger Cornell Holy Hand Grenade Theology for Oxbow Men

15. Contemporary Christian Ponder Flurries and Hamhose Jokes

16. The 5400 Curb Position of Douglas Murrayhill Charlotte Walks

17. The Octopus as an inedible Garnish

18. Bobby Butler Knights of Popcorn Antics for Stir Crazy Buyers

19. Why I Chose UW-MAdison Over MIT and Regret it to this Day

20. My Ten Plants in Israel Stayed But I Had to Return to my Nazi Husband

21. Jonathan’s Winter Club Ten Sharp Image Cornering

22. Racer Backstrom Bowl Erat Pack Snow Instructions

23. Justice with No Banner David Clarification Series

24. Barbara Becker Drills for Alley Cat Skills

25.’ Love, Marie’ Becomes A Directive after Comma Removal

26.  How to Apply Gravity Skills in Ice Hockey in Less than 3.5 years

27. COBRA = Chris Osgood Beer Review Association Rules for Wilson Fans

28. It’s Easier to Be Kind to Your Enemy When Their Cute

29. How to Run Quick Vick’s Burgers at Pittsburgh Steeler Camp

30*. How to see Rand D Moss as 18, not 84.

*Do Not Use the Following as Examples of Good People: Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Springer, Ray Romano. The following might be good people: Jaroslov Spacek, Jamie Sharper, Jerry Pavelski.

31. How to Avoid Nascar by Playing Sheepshead

32. MoO is the new 50 Xavier Joke for tribe of Dan Boyle Fans

33. Take a Vick Quarter back Sneak at the Final Score

34. How to Play Wise Bunny with a Badger Helmet On

35. Hurry up to the H, not the G string at 5.

36. The Tale of Richmond vs. Richmond Hill Sharp Toews Contrast

37. Write Your Own Books, Jokes and Blogs to Make you Laugh rather than Take Drugs

38. How My Last Game Became My First Survivor Series

39. Pavel Bure Up Hurry Up Don Knotts

40. Canada Day1/7 Conn Nun Pearl Drum Line of D Marks

41. Poor Unlicensed Drivings Habits of Golfers

42. How to Ruin Good Mashed Potatoes by Making Lefsa

43.  Shady Lady Staff Bored Amberjack Leader  Testing

44. The Captain of Cornell and Macomb Ten Eels

45. Cornell Hockey Hebrew 14 is the new 50, not 60

46. How to Use an Adversary’s Photo for Air Boxing Practice

47. Basting’s Neighbor Hood Cream City Demo Goggins Tricks

48. O Henry Aaron Raap Ping Papermaker Jokes

49. Gordon Light Foote Avalanche Ranch Dressing Codes for Smarties

50. Hungtington Pirate Donut Tongue Twisters for Moshe Dayan

51. Hillbilly Mayfair Road Slime and Pitch Series

52. Final 4way Stop Signs of the Times, Times and Half A Time X Cell Checks

53. Why Biron, Hull and Arnott gets Confusing at Backes Grocery Near Eland, Wisconsin

54. Plastic Pin Bowling at Mount Sinai

The rest of my titles are prepared in my mind, which is not in the Bahamas with Steve Martin.

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My Flippant Lines to Locate a Match for Me or Stay Alive Trying

Too many people watch Cinemax, HBO, BET, MTV and the Playboy Channel  instead of learning the real alphabet and studying Biblical history.  We don’t need more bachelor degrees in fahrenheit under 95, desperate housewives tv shoes who end up so in reality after Parker splits,  and wife-swap shows, Tony award winners for pretending to be something more than a typical united states pagan.  Chariots of Egypt may be a descriptive term for  tanks,  the Disney channel pushes magic instead of math and real science,and  the NHL let harlots into their once decent, albeit fiesty, game venue.  There is no divine intervention that changes the natural tendencies ot mankind; choosing to do good is an intelligent choice an often neglected duty; without the Holy Spirit it is possible to lose the desire for such a choice because of our natural conscience. Once that conscience is seared after repetitive intentional acts which go against the Laws of Moses and even against natural law, punishment should be harsher indeed.

A coordinated effort of a team that is unseen for the most part is difficult, but the concept is better than killing and destroying the seen via army gunpowder, nuclear bombs and pagan holiday pushers than easily align with prescription drug dispensers for the lost and depressed. I have a lot of people on my theoretical unsees team, a few on my ‘lk 10-23 team’ and I am not ashamed to pick out spiritual warriors in advance. When is the last time you saw a prophet, a saint, or a politican assist you personally? Can you tell the difference between the three?

Here’s a few  status quo , spiritual war, fair by today’s standards,  anti-lawlessness testing and decent lines for the next human of the opposite sex who comes your or even my way.(Sinatra’s way is wrong). It’s still  Blue Kangaroo/ ‘Better Golf my Way  or I’ll be your pitching nightmare time’ to me, so even a fallen athlete or car dealer may get a rather good pick up line from me.

1. Ken Osmond went from actor to real law enforcement, not to Donny and Marie. I am Marie.

2. Take your Prince Charles attitude to the next Carrie Underwood Deviled head movie trailer, trash mouth.

3. Listen NASA breath, there are no free lifts from water hazards in real golf.

4. Take your Denzel Washington trap play to the danger mouse section of the next fake move you make on the blind.

5. Real beits are for Hebrews.  Alphabets are not always audible. Aside from that, you look silent but lively.

6. Locusts and Honey prophets don’t have room for Shania Twain +Faith Hill lines. Would you like to handle the Truth for a change?

7. Only the New Jersey devil might make you submit in the next fight, Geraldine.

8. HBO is a house that stinks with no grace.

9. Animation is manipulated, Cam Newton won’t be. (Panther’s Law, not Murphy)

10. If anything can go wrong, it doesn’t have to unless you are incompetent.

11. Jerry Jones and Paula Deen are two of a pig pushing kind – are you a fan or an intake expert with jail experience?

12. Hendricks motor mouth sports is softball and golf with brats, not NASCAR.

13. Go get Miller High Life cereal and see if  you can finish your Pope  Fisher Price  Water House list. No Luckey in your last  strike is not good for the book of John.

14. Get Kevin Hatcher to pull the Canadian Bacon from your eggs, or let me be your private culinary strategist for spiritual health.

15. All  cop show actors should get charged with impersonating an officer.  Now, what’s your name, smoothie face?

16. Take your photo and make a paper doll with it, and  then play with your own image. If you have darts, use them on it and not on me. I am not going to be your next pin-up girl in your Playboy bunny hunt.

17. I don’t dance with wolves unless they’re from Sudbury. I do eat buffalo.

18. Statues, pigs and lettuce prey meals can’t save you. Want a life saver or should I call Bobby Teal&the man from Atlantis for a drink of cold water?

19. Get ready to eat my next golf slice, or let me play ‘through the fire’.

20. You are not a Temptation – are you a righteous brother and can you find 11 more so we don’t get destroyed, Joseph look-a- like in hockey goal?

20.5 Centigrade: You are the kind of man to live for rather than die for.

21. The worst pick-up lines are with LB trucking trash , not the free drop zone on a golf course.

22. I am not kidding you because you do not look like a goat. I am from Earth and like boneless Wings with my beers.

23. FOXMO133 going to LiPo384 is another useless attempt to control 87, not 384. It’s not an 86 move.

24. Since you are not  a honey of an A-team material, go ‘bee something’ team for a change in your cereal boxing tricks.

25. Big Red Eye, I might strike with you  in a bowling alley when you are sober, but I am not attracted to  drunks.

I had better lines, but with no press secretary,and a poor iron game, I thought i better keep 26 all to myself.

27. Robert is a Brown Smith, Michael is a Golden child, and I am not Happy Gilmore. Should we work on our Reggie White sack a cardinal Pheonix section now?

28. If the Word of God is Sharper, what do you have to say that is Book of James Worthy to me?

29. If nobody is perfect, hello, Nobody.

30. Good looking means  you are looking for good. Here I am, good looking.

31. Are you from Jethro, Billy Dea Tricks row, Heath row, Zero, or the Red Green spare row?

32. I am from Adam 12 lane. Got any memory left in your dirty Brave ball game?

33. I am from Eye Dare University Club and this is  virtual Sheepshead. Are you a good shepherd or the beit fishing leader?

34. Have you studied Nahum bugsZ or Malone?

35. If there was war in heaven, would you go there and play cards with me?

36. Since we can’t really build a bear, how about working on Ezekiel Temple construction, paper doll. ( paper boy or paper maker may be substituted as a pinch noun for paper doll. Paper Moon is only for Viking fans.)

37. Do you play craps on the Northern Tissue Railroad line or are you just here for  Malcom Morgan State?

38. I don’t carry concealed Krypton. Can we fly somewhere without using the Leslie Ann Warren Utah Escape Hatch?

39. Are you afraid of Quantico jokes or just the VA lines?

40. My first draft pick is Strongbow, man. Drew Brees is my second wind Saint choice. Now, are you sharper than me and available?

41. I am from Tiny Tiger Williams School, not Apollo13. Are you the Lion of the tribe of Judah?

42. Do you have a hurry-up offense yet, Satan? You are still down 2 to one even if you are spiritual entity.

43. Do you have a Rice Fluerry up your sleeve Steve plan, Spurrier of the moment?

44. For a cheap date, order the ‘fast meal’ and you should get nothing.

45. I am sum-body, not ‘nothing special Kay Jewelry kisser’. Now lets work on math for our next joint tax return.

46. I can only smoke a bowl with you if it is made of wood.  Smoking China is not an option. Smoking meat is for Weber State, and are you cheating on your wife at this time?

47. Do like washing machines better than machine guns,Mr.WHYTe 101 player?

48. Are you a Robert W. Smith machine gym Cleveland guy  or a Sewing Machine Willow City loop maker?

49. This is Ground Round Bell-a-Chuck cecil school and you better not make one more unholy move. Who’s your god?

50. Are you with AU max, I53 max, Cracker jack Max or credit card max problem solvers, Brunette wonder?

51. (this one is tricky. say nothing… the code of silence gideon dew good…. write a note that says ‘I am dumb founded by you and single, but not a Kraft.’)

52. You must be from Mercury, GMC or an Element configuration that is live. I don’t think I will melt in your arms, even though you appear to be hot, because I am not ice cream.

53. If you think you are George Burns, Frank Burns or Chevy Chase Maryland, I think I am going to turn to the Luke Donald Ducks for my next golf outing.

54. Is there an intelligent notion left in your MInnesota fabrication of bad golf lies, sir?

55. Television coverage is not your best suit; need a pickled woodpecker outfit for your next Ford woody?

56. Try a free safety position on for size,bowling pin-head.

57. I don’t have mace on Dixon, but I can probably keep up with your pace, face off joy dish network boy.

58. f this is going to be a struggle to get you to speak, may I take you to the next Pitt-Bull bowl game?

59. Is the difference between me and you so severe in your mind that a thunderstorm warning will occur on my next green a-poached egg shot in your hot water? I don’t eat ham, by the way.

60. Mister Ed it for baseball or play horse with me, Miller genuine draft dodger.

61. Would it be easier for you to keep your eye on my next spare row bowling or my tee shot after it prepares a camofluage launch for the Tiger Woods gallery,Mr. Jack out of a cracker box.

62. If the ‘eye for an eye’ comes up, can we go rib eye instead of empty eye socket wrench exchange on your next wall street trip?

63. If you are with the First Church of Christ Carpenter , I need a house. Jesus was not a experimental scientist, by the way.

64. On the count of Ten, do you try and flee from the Commandments of God?

65. If you are a Holy Ghost buster, you have just met your adversary.

66. The Roman Gabriel Church of 91 may be starting to form and not in an abyss. What is your position on confessing your sins to at least someone?

67. I may have been through three ringers with wedding con-artists, but have not made the Yahoo ‘what’s trending list’. That’s a good sign that I have already cleaned up my behavior in fear of God.

68. I believe in Western MIchigan tactical spiritual warfare based on the book of Mark 93. Do you believe in Put-in Bay ferries?

69. I will trust a New Jersey Devil before I would trust a Citadel computer game. Do you know how to play cribbage or chess, or are you one of those ‘I am not into games’ guys?

70. Do you know the difference between living stones and Livingston? If you don’t, ask a Mexican jumping bean or check you kidney film footage.

71. Are you familiar with the Holy Culture Cheesehead Grater Exodus out of Babylon?

72. Oduya love hockey  is Swedish live well done. Are you  ready to be a faithful servant to something other than the remote control?

73. If ‘My Sharonna’ and your Corona is more important than my  high school diploma, go back to your Templeton pig house.

74. If I ask for a Canadian Mist, are you buying me a drink, going to get Ken Dryden Ice Jokers, or taking me on a Rocky Hudson bay cruise?

75. I would rather write good Black Rose Marie skits for David Letterman than give out Skittles on Halloween. Can we talk?

76. I have played pick-up football, drop-in hockey and drop-out of college before. Do you pick up after yourself?

77. If you try and peg me as a gift person , know up front i rather get a free Dodge Magnum than a 357. My gift of prophesying is not available for purchase, if i have it.

78. I rather deal with people than parties, so politics is red zone to me.

79. A fed might be a ped in a Hebrew Walker zone. Do you understand that idiom? If not, let me show you to the 80 W zone coverage.

80. When I play defense, I can cover a good man, but not cover up for an evil man. Now, do you want me to cover you?

81. In my system, Hall and Oates are 81, not singers. If my car needs a tune-up, is that a subtraction question you can handle with a torque wrench system?  Just joking, mechanics of material man. If you can handle a vector stick well, we can find someone else to do my car tune-ups together.

82. I can remember the Titans from a Michigan football perspective, but I am not into missiles as a holy defense. Are you offense or defense by nature?

83. GS is for girl scouts. If you are from Sea BS, I don’t want to hear your lies. I can handle the truth very well, however.

84. My tap dance has to do with draft beer selections, not stupid little shoes on some staged presentation. D Ewe eye is OK, not drunk drivers, even on a golf course. Am I 4 ewe?

85. My x-caliber mind understands BB,357, 410, 300, 30 odd6 which is an even odd, 22,38, 12 gauge, 20 gauge,45 and 9mm.  I do not  understand  why anyone would buy an overpriced vehicle like an Excalibur. Would you like to hire me as your body guard?

86. If I say die agnostics, do you think of a blueline  club fringe game for the indy cy sieve, a dice game, a conversion ratio, or tool and die makers? This is not a golf course question for Peters. It is a check to see if you think of more than computers, medical tests and cars.

87. In my opinion, surviving a season with the Oakland Raiders is more beneficial than being a graduate of the Citadel. In the long term, the difference is an attitude to excel rather than an attitude to kill.  Do you have a problem with that?

88. Sperm donors do not make a father good. Neither, however, does the egg of a mother guarantee she will be loving. If you can only think about DNA strands and do not understand the scarlet thread and azazel, we would have something to talk about over dinner, eh?

89. I am not afraid of ghosts, but do get startled on occasion by loud unexpected noises. 400 to 1 odds in spiritual warfare is not scary to me. I also can cook very well when I want to or have to.  What is it that you should have fear of that you don’t yet? Bowl Judgments?

90. Einstein’s notes looked insane to the uniformed. If I leave notes of mathemetical Hebraic studies around, would you A)leave them alone  B)ask me what they are  C)Show me your counter hypothesis D) Tell me I look great.  Any of those would be lawful responses to a possibly misunderstood situation.

91. Do you like Sergei Fedorov?

92. Do you think Brett Favre is a good leader?

93. I think that calling an enemy in any present situation ‘666’ is permissible until their supervisor in continued anti-Christ behavior, is revealed. It doesn’t sound as bad as calling them a more descriptive noun, such as harlot  or brood of viper offspring. What’s your opinion on this very serious matter?

94. Do you understand iron cross sports thinking? If you don’t how about arm linking with me down the next health food aisle?

95. I appreciate a good ‘hey’ man mind, but if you are a Haman type, go kiss your own cigarette butt.

96. If my outfit doesn’t match your limited selection of team work, I don’t care. I am looking for a good match for me, and my outfits can be matched anytime if you want to buy me  more clothes.

97. When I go bowling, it does not include illegal drugs. Where’s the nearest bubbler because you are smokin’ hot and I am dehyrated?

98. If you want to drive for me, I can’t let you do so off the ladies tee or in competition. Now, are you single and what’s my competition?

99. I play hockey knowing full well I will face adversaries. If I just wanted exercise, I would  skate during open ice, but still wearing a helmet and most of my  hockey gear. What’s your perspective on roping baby calves as a sport and would you really care if I was right all the time?

100. When I play left defense, I know I am not right defense.  You look handsome. What could you defend, if you had to other than your bank accounts and right to remain silent?

101. If it is raining water outside, do you wear cat and dog prints?

102. I am playing spiritual Rocky Gap Snap pea knuckles84moss. Would you like to be part of my  positive SMear  team, because you look like a ten. ( if they say  ‘no, I am a six, they are going sly with stone conn smythe hardness scale language. Wait and see if they are part of king dumb and are silent, or continue the Truth or Consequnces New Mexico sub ‘Lois’ version, if you know it)

103. The visual 10-4 code I see is striking before my eyes. You look good.

104. Please don’t drop dead, gorgeous. Is your name George or Mercury?

105. Your name may not be the same as your authority. Are you under or above Satan so I know if I can ask  for tips on offense or defense?

106. My best line is the red line, but I also can talk blue line with you.

107. There’s a bear in my car that has no stiff arm defense moves. Would you like to see him?

108. I can come up with original top-shelf mixers easier than a list of ten righteous people in the UNited States. Does righteousness or creativity intrigue you?

109. I survived a test known as  ‘Marry 3 Losers& you’ll have no house ‘ .Have you gone through similar experiences in this infidel nation?

110. I have no credit cards, a good credit score and no debt to society. I also have about a hundred college credits, but those haven’t helped me so far. I am currently trying to get past ‘bachorlette degree  A’ into ‘permanently in love status 8’. Do you know of anyone that could get me  from A to 8, including yourself?

111. ‘eh’, if read in hebrew is ‘he’ which is 2. Do you understand that non sequiter?If not, let me explain it for the rest of your life.

112. An honest deer smoking for sausage beats a dishonest human inhaling cigarettes. Do you smoke deer or cigarettes?

113. If I wear a Chelios jersey will you expect me to lose every good battle against Samuel Jackson?

114. I am Just wondering. Are you unjust or just ice cold team?

Now remember this: at least the first Ten Commanments.  Independence  from Law is only for the apostacy branch. Some of us still depend on Moses, Dan, a few good lines and a beer. I give out my advice for free, and ideally, no one is profiting from it or taking claim to ideas that are not theirs. If so, you will have hell to pay, even if I am running it.

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The Journey of Little Flower to Little Iron Bears to White Snow Owl looking for Penguins…

Once there was a white bear named Little Flower who grew up in the big city. She had hard times like every other bear, had a home with a Polish den mother and a Swedish fishing father. She had  two brother bears who fought with her sometimes but who were fun to be around many other times. She learned things about living from many different people. She learned about saints and she learned about sinners at her crimson Greyhound school. She learned how to make doughnuts and sell them in a basement after  church. She learned how to play the piano in a special building that had marble stairs.  She learned about secret staircases that led to an organ loft and sometimes even fell asleep in the choir loft early in the morning.  She learned about gardening from her mother and grandmother. She learned about cards from her favorite relatives. She learned about fishing on Saturday morning at Phantom lake in summer, on Wind Lake in winter and on Lake Dubay at night. Sometimes her dad would even take her to the local assembly of men at the National Bar synagogue, where we would learn how to sit still, drink root beer and behave while the men talked. She learned about saving money and sewing and baking and crazy sandwiches. She learned about the Brady bunch, the Partridge family, Lucy and Ricky, Mary Tyler Moore and lots and lots of comics and cartoons. She learned about Ford,  and Mercury, Chevys and Chargers and Mustangs,  Nixons and Campbells, and leaving things to Beaver sometimes. Beaver really liked coffee cups – she saw it on TV and in real life.

Little Flower went to a big Purple Trojan school where there were lots of male bears but not to many iron bears. She  learned how to fit in with the male and iron bears for four years and learned even more. She learned about car engines and drafting. She learned about plumbing and males and female couples that were sometimes hard to keep together. She learned about balance beams and  carpentry. She learned about metal fabricating and  heavy metal in chemistry. She even  learned more about printing than she already knew.  She learned about electricity and how to keep an eye on the biggest clock in the world.  She even learned about jazz and sticks from the Shorter Eagle family. She already knew about breaking bones and how much they hurt,  but some of the  Shorter Eagle  family taught her about sliding bones.

sliding live bones into holes sometimes saved lives.

She already knew about softball and baseball, and though she had seen all kinds of sliding bones before, but the brass bones were different.

She learned about tan gents, about signs and co-signs.  She learned about creative writing and about  Babo.  She wanted to be the best at everything she did  and finished the school thinking ‘I’m number 1!’… but that was only on paper. She never felt like she was number one at anything  because many humans had been mean to her so many times. Little Flower had already learned to survive with Greyhounds and Trojans  but now would have to learn how to survive with Big Red Badgers after she got an IAM money bag worth $4000.00!  Badger school was in Wisconsin and was surrounded by Gophers and Wolverines and Bears and Hawkeyes, but Badgers were never afraid. Badgers drank with their heads up and dug in the  ground alone. The found ways into dirt and  many ways out of dirt. Badgers were very strong and very clever. Many badgers were left alone at too young of an age and misbehaved and did not pay attention to the laws. They paid more attention to hockey and football and baseball and beer and Buds and music.  That was their most comfortable world.  Little Flower didn’t last in Badger school and the Engineering Badger leader asked her to leave… she was a failure again and felt sad inside.

Little Flower  had to get jobs in the human world. She worked at McDonald’s and learned how to count buns, do math very early on the weekend mornings and how to make the best pancakes in the whole world with lots of melted butter. She learned about the big oilers that ran Superamerica. She already knew about tar and pitches from playing baseball in the back alleys where all the really smart kids played, but now she learned about tar and nicotine, and that they were very, very bad and expensive. She had to sell them to make money so she could feed her one lone little bear who she loved very much even though the black man bear that married her didn’t care about or love her baby boy bear like Little Flower did. After black man bear ran away with a different bear,  Little Flower wanted to find a man-bear that would love her little bear so he could know what it meant to be a man.   She started looking at bears that looked stronger and more powerful.  Some wore uniforms in the big city, and some wore uniforms in sports. She thought there was something special about wearing a uniform and that it would make you feel more brave and give you special powers.  She wasn’t as pretty as many of the other white bears, so she felt weak and lonely inside and outside many times.  Man-bears would play her for a little while and then disappear. They never protected her or her little bear ;   Little Flowers big brother bear called her little baby bear ‘Outfit’.

Little Flower decided she wanted to be stronger and braver because she had no man-bear to protect her or Outfit.  Many humans  were not very kind to her and teased her a lot. Some humans even treated her like garbage and made her feel very dirty.  Even Outfit was very naughty and stole things from other people.  Little Flower had to become tougher.   Little Flower made many mistakes as she got older and broke the Law many times. Breaking the Law was worse than breaking bones – it hurt her inside and hurt others outside. It was the worst thing she could ever do so Little Flower decided to go to one special law school in Milwaukee.  This was a school like no other. She made new friends and was taught about city laws, and state laws and earned money as she learned .  She learned you couldn’t spit on the sidewalks but you still could  spit at the dentist’s office.  You couldn’t mash on the streets  but it was OK to mash potatoes.  Stealing was still never allowed except in baseball where the diamonds were kept secure. She learned about shooting guns at people to protect others and how to fight with her hands if she had to, just like the boys and just like her father did when he was younger.

She was taught how to keep her  work equipment close to her and learned about milking on early shift. She learned more about wagons and already knew about coasters from the Saturday morning synagogue her father took her to.  She learned about all the evil in the human world. She saw humans hurt each other with knives and pool sticks, with guns and by stealing and with words. She saw people get hurt from the big machines they created like cars and trains. She even met lots of people who rather die than live because they hated their lives. Some little bears ran away from their den mothers and fathers,  and others stayed in the dens and caused trouble and made the mothers and fathers feel like they did something wrong.  Little Flower learned that each bear  and each human had one thing in common – they could choose what they wanted to do, and that  the humans chose to do more bad things than necessary. Little Flower was very confused, and animals and wild things seemed easier to trust than humans.

She saw more than she wanted to, but because she had Outfit to feed and keep safe and warm all by herself after the black man-bear  ran away, she  stayed with the dangerous job and tried to enforce the law during the night. Her Polish den mother and Swedish fishing father always helped her with Outfit, even though today Outfit has forgotten those who have loved him the most. There were many law breakers out at night. They were dangerous and it was Little Flower’s job to try to catch them, so she became more like a White Grid Iron Bear trying to protect and defend and even intercept things sometimes to keep them away from the enemy.   It was hard to see at night and a flashlight was very important to keep by her side. She met a brown man-bear but when she got sick from too many drugs, the brown man- bear ran away just like the black- man bear.  She met a white-man bear in a factory uniform when she left her dangerous job,  but he made lots of promises but did not keep them. He picked a new girl bear and he stole her son, took over her land and her possessions and would not give her a fair price for them while he used them.  He treated her family poorly  even though they had been kind to him and quickly forgot how many years Little Flower served him faithfully.  She felt like the peaceful Indians she read about when she was a little bear, but also knew not all Indians were peaceful and some only wanted to fight and kill and trick.   It made her feel sick inside her tummy and she started looking to wine and beer to make her feel better.

Little Flower knew there was a creator and she called him ‘God’.  She knew God had laws that were different from the special city law school and she didn’t know enough about them. She started to study laws about the Spirit. She already knew a lot about the math laws and the science laws from the big Purple  Trojan school.  She knew about the laws of golf , including Staffs and Precepts, from her  thumbprint cookie radio club friends. She even shared bologna with them once when she was working in jail and were it not for a new Short Brown Bear friend, she would have been on the firing line!  She learned about hockey laws from her Timberwolf friends.  She already knew about football and basketball and baseball laws from her Greyhound and Trojan friends, but no one taught her about the Spirit laws, which were greater than any other. She learned about the bad spirit laws at  Madison Badger school, and too many spirits would get you sick and make your brain stop thinking right.  She learned  about good things too, like Bob Johnson and the great spirit of hockey …

Little Flower started studying the most Holy Law when she was 33, but the Protest ants tricked her. They said we didn’t need to follow the laws of Moses and that we would be saved because we didn’t have to follow them. Little Flower believed this for a while, but found out it wasn’t so.  God made  Holy laws and man-made complicated laws and to break either one of them gets all of creation in trouble eventually. Little flower started looking at the people who covered their heads again because she knew it meant something about angels and authority. The Jewish men covered their heads! So did the Cardinals and nuns, people from the desert countries,  and almost every team sports player she could think of. Some coverings looked safer than others, like hockey and football and batting helmets.

There seemed to be a Good spirit in sports that was better than the spirits she had been with in Protest Ant farms and buildings. At the Protest ant farms,  they made her work and work and never paid her, and then wouldn’t help her when she asked for help in her bear family that was falling apart. She turned to the  police Blue Bear family but they wouldn’t help her either and just hated her because she was  a  Jewish White bear that loved the Torah. Her Hebrew heart was like a Chicago Bear, but her mind still remembered what she knew from  the Badger school of hockey, and that was survival skills.  Badgers are supposed to be protected in some areas and have strong defenses, just like the  Philadelphia Eagles… she was still seeking protection because she had none. Her ‘home’ was not her own and she had no control over it.  She felt like quarterback that no one wanted and no one cared enough to protect in a frozen tundra world of selfishness with no regard for human life.

There is not an ending to this story today. Little Flower is 49 now and has lost her Outfit because of hatred  and laziness  and  the results of sin from the protest ants, who do not understand medicine and law like bears do. Her first Little Bear is  Pink  Iron Bear 66  in the spirit world that looks over her every night like the great archer’s bow of Sagittarius that Zechariah may have known about.  Little Flower looks to the skies for the new moons, at the real stars of the sky rather than to the stars of Hollywood for her guidance, just like the wise men from the East did long ago. Little Flower cries alone in the nights like the wolf, or like a baby coyote that has lost its family.  Little Flower looks to the penguins and how they raise a family as a sign of love and commitment and perseverance with a father and a mother and the children.  Little flower looks at the Hebrew letter ‘nun’ may times as a remembrance to her to be faithful to YH, the Great Creator and to follow his ways.  Little Flower is different from most ‘nuns’ … she relies on the keeping of the 7th day as a sign of her love to YHWH.  She follows the passover times and the tabernacle times and the new moons and the 7th day sabbath instead of Christmas and Easter and Sundays, which came from Bethel and not from  the Lions of the Tribe of Judah. Little Flower has a strong south paw attitude that keeps her in her path on the darkest days somehow.

Little Flower is no more just a puppet of evil people.   She calls herself ‘White Snow Owl’ now sometimes when she plays hockey and ‘Little Iron Bear’ when she golfs.  Trying to be just like flower only left her uprooted after being picked for a season, and then thrown away. She hopes her seeds scatter to the four winds of courage.  She is wiser now and pays more attention to her surroundings. She learns how to get spiritual food from all places and  clean real food from healthy places.  She has learned discernment and best of all she has learned how to play hockey. YHWH is keeping his promise to heal her of her diseases as her lungs get stronger every day.   She thinks of the minister of her  Torah defense, Reggie White the Great Eagle, and how he must have felt like she did in his last few years. She remembers hearing him say he wanted to be like Moses while he was still stuck in a Green Bay tree that the Psalm 37 warns against.  He died as a Panther and an Eagle  after going to Charlotte – watching  the ground  and air at the same time like a commander of an aircraft carrier.  She thinks of great goalies like Joseph and Snow, who are were able to save against the enemy many times over…. we all have different heroes that represent good things. She wants to follow in the path of Reggie White where she can be with the White Bear Checkers, or even to Russia where hockey is loved,  but now this is only one of many dreams. Too many cruel humans and lying white-man bear tie up the courts and her money  and she is stuck in the land of sand, even though her heart is rock solid in love with YHWH and his Truth.

Independence is not a good thing. We need friends in every country that YHWH has allowed to survive. We need strong branches in our Canadian Vine Yards, and  English Strong Bows in our signs from the prophets.  We need more humility toward our neighbors  and less pride in a flag that does not protect the Law.  We need to trust in our flashlights and our bodies, just like the Bobbies who are smart like martins.  If we trust in our guns and the chariots of Egypt and their sun worshipping gods, who worship Baal instead of YHWH and Moses and the prophets, we will lose our freedom that comes from being obedient to the Word of the Creator.

Little Flower is in mourning once again. She has to move from her place and doesn’t know where to go next. Her parents are very old and it is hard for them to help, even though they still love her very much. She has 30 days to pack all she owns once again, look for a safe place and has no man in her life to help her. Little Flower gets scared, feels alone and wants to give up with no one to love her after she gave out so much love. She is empty, except for tears now. She hopes for nothing, it seems. She needs a hero to rescue her soon as she has to be transplanted. Now, she is like a heart with no body around to protect her. Her own son would not help her move, although and he moved fat away to France without ever showing that he really loved her.

It’s December , 2012. Two years  have passed and Little Flower lives in Charlotte, where Reggie White played football. She still cries  sometimes because of what and who she has lost, but  they are not gone because she didn’t care. People chose to disappear and steal, and then they are indeed lost to the one who cared about them. A big move is ahead as she will plant her life in a state with Wolverines, Lions, Tigers and Red Wings. She was very hurt by judges in black robes in Wisconsin, who never could see past attorneys and their games. Although she has not been hurt in North Carolina, she also has not found love. She lives and thinks like a prophet and not afraid to be different. Her son Outfit still is lost by his choice, she watches other young people who try hard and show love for their mom and dad and others. She waits for a Good Judge to correct the wrongs, but it seems like an impossible task on most days. She tries to learn more about ways to protect herself and others from their own sinful habits and choices, and wishes people knew how to say ‘I am sorry, and I am returning  what I stole’ or ‘I was wrong and didn’t understand how much my and others actions affected you.’ She tries to smile, but at times has to be tough to help others learn what they do not yet know about the bad spirits that surround them and how to fight them like Moses or David. In the Ojibwa culture, the Bear clan is supposed to know about laws and health, so being a wise bear is important.

It seems like a long journey to nowhere has happened to Little Flowerm and it is September of 2014 already! She needed to leave North Carolina and because the original state she called ‘home’ did not want her or treat her well, she moved where the Wolverines and Lions are more popular than a brilliant student of stones in the Bible. She has been treated very poorly by men with guns and badges again, but she still loves and tries hard to remember all the good friends and family she has, even though they are far away. She waits for a hero, but it seems everyone thinks she’s a ‘zero’ in Michigan. The love that her mother and father and brothers have for her is enough to struggle through life one day at a time. She tries to remember that many important animals were saved on the ark with Noah because animals like bears,penguins, owls,lions and badgers were better than many of the humans.

(Subject to editing, but the above is based on my life.)

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‘Ready, Willing and Abel…’

Bloodless sacrifices are difficult to produce.  Many people shed their blood willingly over causes that may or may not have been right.  A bloodless sacrifice can hurt more than shedding blood. There are many days when I realize death is easier than life in times of betrayal, loss and immense sorrow looking on the results of a sinful nation with pagan practices and an organization of hirelings that has become the ‘beast’. I have thought through many spiritual tactics that work for me – they may work for you too.

A) I have heard a friend ask’ How many church  potlucks does it take to get to heaven?’. The answer is one, and I went to it yesterday.  I drove to Mount Sinai and a leader said ‘As you know, this is a Christmas-free zone.’  There it was – heaven on earth.  So find yourself a Christmas free zone for your potlucks, for your own free safety  zone on real holydays, which sometimes clash with pagan holidays / hoodlum daze.

B) I talk through things out loud.  If there is a God, he’s really old but his hearing  should be good. If He’s busy, then there supposedly are angels that cannot read my mind but are able to hear and can relay messages.  If there are demons, maybe Satan hears first  what I want and desires to end up as a good guy after all. He comes through for me and I put in a good word for him when the time comes along for justice.  He does control a lot, you know , and he knows I won’t worship him because he’s not the Creator. Maybe I can be the only one who gives him a second chance and even YHWH is impressed with my faith – women think differently, you know.

C) Keep making friends with honest, non-hypocritical people who have tainted pasts.  The leader at Mt. Sinai is originally from Canada, so he is well versed in hockey. This is the kind of sinner I can relate with.  As I showed up in my best attire for shabbat potluck – my #18 Israeli National hockey team jersey – I learned the following quote  that originated from Conn Smythe ; “If you can’t beat them in the alleys, you can’t beat them on the ice.’ Good thing I already  met an agnostic who is an excellent bowler – he made the 300 board at  Weston Lanes, so he knows how to win in the alleys.  Call him my AA buddy – alley ally.  If there are bowl judgments to be made eventually, a good bowler can at least provide some turkeys to make up for all the venison and lamb that’s been stolen from me.  He’s lived in LA and Virginia City supposedly. Both of his parents worked for LAPD, so it goes to show that being ‘in- law’ doesn’t guarantee children who will follow the Law. Nevertheless, his life experiences may help me to learn what to do and what not to do, and even sinners need friends.  He also works in hardware, which plays well with my Canadian club selection on my spiritual warfare fantasy team.

D) My landlord has a son going to West Point. I got took for more rent than others are paying, according to one source, but that’s how government related people work.  He actually believes the 7th day is still the sabbath, so it shows he thinks apart from popular belief.  He says he’s Egyptian, and his hairdo reflects that type, literally. Not leader material, but a OK contact to have around in case I want to find out what West Point thinks these days.  I’ll keep my Easton and Eastern Hebrew mindset intact, while learning what I can from my Weston Lanes and West Point connections.

E)  Music and exercise, with an occasional drink to sedate.  The alcohol, when in control, is a better option to continual doses of pharmaceutical drugs. Number one, it tastes great. I have a choice of flavors and can even make my own new combos, just like on a pool table. When I can stop after one (when I am buying) or two ( when someone else is buying and driving), I know I am in control of my fleshly desires.  I’ll join the local ‘tough guy’ gym in town, and see if history repeats itself. Will I meet my next husband there?  Will I get burned again because he’s got muscle but no heart to pump up Bloods instead of shed blood in forests and lakes?  I still believe in my gang theorem as written in my lyrics ‘Fish Deep Sea’. They are in the library of congress somewhere,  although I have had to make some word changes since I learned that  HaShem’s name is not ‘Jesus’.

G) Focus on people who have had injuries to the brain and are still respected – Eric Lindros and Curtis Joseph are my two witnesses/heroes in that venue.  They have plenty of witnesses who saw them suffer head trauma and continue to stay in the battle.  They are mainstays in my perseverance department, and make me continue on although visibly shaken on the outside, and brokenhearted on the inside.  It hurts when people know you have an area that is weak and they don’t go out of their way to avoid the area of past trauma.  Sunday is Canadian Boxing Day, and on the Catholic calender is St. Stephen’s day.  My dad’s middle name is Stephen, and he used to box with the backstreet guys in Bevent from what I heard. Had they not given me my Bozo the clown punching bag as a 3 year old, I may not have the instincts I have today in the spiritual boxing department. “Give a child a punching bag – she will box.  Give a child a bad lie about Christmas – she will take up golf and learn how to get out of a bad lie,  one way or another.  Give a child a beer, she will find her way to the tents of Beer, and even contemplate the actions of the Queen of Sheba for a ‘Beer-Sheba defense system. ‘

I love Canada,  Canadien, and all- Canadian Club history.  Time for my morning coffee clutch play and some ski runs, hopefully without  tripping call.

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Bud Selig Wise E.R. (Missouri Loves Company!)

A recent trip to the St. Louis served up a mixed bag of grains.  This area is surrounded with baseball, beer, caves, wineries, arches, hospitals, universities and history.  I was born and raised in Milwaukee, Wisconsin … once known as the beer capital of the world.  Traveling through St. Louis felt almost like Beer High Treason if you are from MIlwaukee – it was more of a girl scouting adventure for me, checking out how the guys get all their signals across to each other leaving a woman like me out, blue and in left field somewhere.   Aromas of hops and yeast drifted across the Menomonee Valley into my neighborhood.  The usual stuff ticked me off  while in the Budweiser plant: disrespecting the competition openly to uplift their own reputation is unsportsmanlike conduct.  I heard it a few days ago in military talk and I heard it today in the world of capitalism. Hey, Budweiser owners – stand on your own two feet (Cards fans) or four feet (Rams fans) without trying to shake down other hard working families in the process.  If your product is better, it will sell without stepping on someone else’s reputation.

The process of brewing a ‘Bud’ is in fact intriguing. It starts with the bud blossom of  a ‘hop’. Priesthoods also rely heavily on a bud which blossoms.   Barley is a key component , and its selection is critical, just as it is for the biblical Feast of Firstfruits. At Budweiser    rice is added  to the brew- it says it gives it a crispness , but some may think it gives it a crpyt-ness – it kills what a true draft is all about.  Bringing Rice into St. Louis territory may be OK for wedding planners, but it  didn’t fare well for the Rams . Missouri loves company, however –  je ne pas grave!  Viking fans should have an affection for Rams. We need shofars, and we need good rams to get them.

Back to the Beer Tent….

Amber in color, a great draft has a  bubbly, white foam rising to the top.     This is Temple Talk now – time to put away your immature barley thoughts.    Barley selection is critical, just as it is for the Feast of First Fruits.   I  particularily enjoyed a free sample of  ‘Wild Blue’, which tasted more like a sweet champagne than a beer.  I can’t believe any good Milwaukee  brewer would put a beer label on that stuff – its kind of a girlie man drink if you ask me.    After sampling the ‘Wild Blue’, I had to go take a gander at the St. Louis Blues arena as thoughts of a Minnesota Wild – ST. Louis Blues NHL match-up danced in my head.  I felt a little disappointed after the other blue team I was rooting for, the  Chicago Cubs, took one on the chin Friday night.   I only know Milwaukee Brewer history, and I’ve still got a beef with St. Louis for defeating us in our one and only World Series appearance.  Cheering for the Chicago Cubs … all I can again say is this ‘Misery loves company, especially in Missouri’.

I learned a little bit about horses while visiting the  Budweiser plant. A horse is of course a horse, no matter where you see it , but not all are draft horses.  I guess anyone that pulls beer wagons is automatically a draft horse. While on the tour, I learned that Dalmations were used for better twilight visibilty – spots matter, as do jots.  The temp in St. Louis did reach 101, even if the  dalmation count didn’t.    There was a lot of talk about the New York Jets on the radio, for some interesting coverage on defense.   One if by air, two if by sea ….. I’ll stick with the Vikings ship for my safety pick.  As Viking fans know this : ‘ Extra Points we don’t desire, as with Ryan Longwell there is no lack … it is a free safety we could use right now. ‘   St. Louis did provide  Hebrew National Hot Dogs – I just couldn’t figure out why they kept selling them after sundown on Friday night. ( That’s been a problem with Cardinal rules for centuries, by the way. )  It just didn’t seem…. just.  I opted for a corn dog instead, from a booth named ‘Geneology Club’.  It’s tough to resist a great batter matched up with a hot dog.  It seems Milwaukee hot dog plants are not all Law-abiding  yet, which really leaves me in a pickle.  I can’t even call this race – where’s the beef?  I might know a few card tricks, but I don’t gamble, even with Oscar weiners coming out of Wisconsin:

At the Bud plant, ‘mashing’ is step 2, as I am beginning to understand the brewing process. I suppose St. Louis really needs a great MASH unit to add the E.R. feel to their brew. There is  fine line between love and hate sometimes in any 4077 type unit. I’ve been there myself, at an super, middle America type of MASH unit.  Too much socializing and you can end up ‘operating like a sausage’  – one of my dad’s favorite lines to tell us to start shaping up our careless behavior.  I’ll was going to slide into Cardinal home  beer base with a clip from MASH, but someone stole my You-tube ammunition.   With a state governed by a guy named Nixon, you may expect something to get lifted without permission.  I’ll pull out my potential draft pick of the year,  if you don’t mind a little horsing around at a ball game:

Dodgers are always amazed at the draft selections.

My early desire  to know about  the making of a great pitcher started  brewing back in grade school , where a nun was nicknamed ‘Hawkeye’ because of her ability to pitch a chalk saturated eraser straight at your head if you were, in deed, goofing off too much.  My mom baked once in a while, so I knew a little  something about a decent batter.      See –  rooting up a memory of an old favorite nun can help draw in those Pittsburgh fans, once they realize you like the Penguins after all. But, like all good Nixon statements, I have to deny something, so I must distance myself from Pittsburgh once again:  ‘I …….  am not a stealer fan’. That may be why  baseball is last on my sporting favorite list  – they teach people to steal things, even the home base, when no one is looking. I’m out of the baseball park for good!

I’m trucking right back to the Missouri beer maker’s tent, with my ‘Sister Elizabeth Cummings’ writing skills engine wound up and all ready to make a pitch for Milwaukee. I may be a little weak on my follow through, so bear with me through to the end, please.   I knew a little about great pitchers in high school, although I was a very poor pitcher. You are more likely to end up with a poor pitcher  if your   coach is a Bush- man.  I’m from Milwaukee – I ought to know.  I noticed some guy named ‘Sawyer’ is popular in Missouri, especially in the Hannibal area.    A-team truckers know how to get thing done, semi-pros from Mo – town, Wisconsin to Mo-town, Michigan – buckle up and get ready to go. There’s where there’s a few Lion fans left out in right field somewhere, maybe in St. Louis trying to see if Purina Lion Chow really exists.   Truckers end up in MO state if they aren’t careful, so to avoid  ending up in the  great state of misery, I’ll have to pass on Tom Sawyer stories for now, pass over Sawyer Brown, and go way back to 1971 and the Flying Burrito Brothers for this hometown finish.  Milwaukee Brewer fans ,still in the Homer Dome of George ‘Boomer’ Scott , well, they know how to sniff out a good burrito here and there:

Here’s a curve ball for all you Yogi-Berra fans:

” When it comes to beer making, I’m not sure I understand anything about worts – that’s just not my thing.  I know a little about straining – some people strain at gnats.  Great sieves make for great straining, and they can also double as a Camel extinguisher when you are trying to avoid the Flames.   I don’t know much about Cardinal rules, but  I do know a little about baseball. When you’ve got a player named Diamond on your team, you might have a slight advantage – or at least a broad caster type like me might have a field day with that one.   While in the misery of Missouri, suffering through a heatwave, the Meremac Caves in the  La  Jolla  natural area served as a cooler for this occasional hot head, and rescued me safely out of a rough period.  I suppose I might try some attempt at a rough Ryder cup joke, but I’ll pitch and run right past if you don’t mind.   You can’t drink beer from a Ryder cup  before you golf and expect to win. You might do OK fishing and drinking though, with a Red Ryder at an arm’s length away,   from any sandy beach, tipping up a bitter ‘Beach Bum’ someplace where worms and woods go hand in hand, like two black-eyed peas in a Veggie Tale Pod. Maybe thats how the worts get into the brew ….  some things remain a deep seeded mystery to me.  Maybe that’s only a  question that another favorite teacher could answer: Miss Wormwood. Even the Calvin fans don’t know what to do with Miss Wormwood.  I guess I prefer military protocal over witchcraft in my brewing process, a MASH with  Kernel Potter more suitable than wort with Harry Potter, in my beer craftsmanship book anyway.  Something about witchcraft I just can’t stand for any longer.  Must be a OZ-ark type and shadow engrained in me from way back in my child hood… remember, there is no good witchcraft, and no good wizards.  Just another bad lie I have had to contend with all my life – here’s how I’ll shoot my way safely out of another bad lie:

Did I at least make it to the Kansas City  on my way out of the OzArks?

OK, so beer and golf  and football do well together in match play once in awhile.   Was the ‘Wizard of Oz’ an innocent story or the infiltration of young minds with anti-Torah propaganda, trying to make ‘bad’ look ‘good’ with the theory of a ‘good’ witch?  I’m just a golfer/greenskeeper type, so I don’t know.    I might broad cast with some seeds of Torah, trying to get you into a narrow gate. Budweiser has horses,  horses have gaits, internet has Gates , dalmations have ruffs, and Whistling Straits have roughs. I guess I’m still poking around with my spade to get at a few hearts here and there.  So, Diamond fans, grab a Miller or a Bud, a designated Driver with a club face Card showing,  and after you have watched a couple football teams battle it out – shofar to shofar, remember the beer that made Milwaukee famous……’

See – its not so hard to get you into the strait Milwaukee gate when your body is stuck  in St. Louis, but your mind is focused on Wisconsin .  Maybe there are a whole lot of arch angels here after all … and some arch enemies, and some Archie and bunker types.    Sure was nice to see a reputable Jewish hospital , rooted and grounded in the home of the Bud. Of golfer’s course, if you ground but you don’t root, you still may get disqualified, or ‘DQ’d” in  Wisconsin, ‘America’s Dairyland’   Maybe Dustin Johnson could have chosen a designated Driver, as the Bud Wise E.R. PR department suggests:

Wisconsin is not free from stealer tendencies or unauthorized lifting – the Budweiser tune causes a moral dilemma for me.  Couldn’t the University of Wisconsin band hand pick a Wisconsin brewery tune to jump around to?  I understand that it is part of a  Miller’s job to also pick off buds when the timing is right, but only with the owner’s permission.  Picking off the Budweiser song deserves a penalty flag to be thrown at Wisconsin.   Heads always have to look up when you have a great double defense.  It’s football and golf season fore now … the Blue Line Club season is right around the corners, showing on the borders of our coverings.  As far as drills – I better just stick to ICE fishing. I’m  just not military material, when it comes right down to it.  Anyone can get smart, but getting bud- wiser takes more than a good draft.  It takes knowledge of the Torah.

At least for awhile, I did make it to the  Cardinal red zone, but then had to go right back to my  home  base on the blue M line.  There was no other way to get out of  downtown St. Louis. How about those  St. Louis Blues Lines?

No fights broke out while on  the St. Louis ‘M’ blue line , thank goodness.  Well, back to the Bud dilemma.  In St. Louis,  they full well know there is something about adding Rice to the mixture that makes a special brew.  Is it the quarterback or the receivers that  are the ultimate weapon that it takes to win?  Brett Favre or Tavaris Jackson – they both might prove to be winners in the Red Zone, as long as they have the right Rice.

How about a Pabst Blue Ribbon for road?  Oops, I forgot – I always have to be ready to be the designated driver and don’t want to break the Law.  Donald Driver is a great receiver too – where do you think I picked up the ‘DD’  in my pen name anyway? Bradford can throw a bullet, Favre can throw a bullet, and even a game once in awhile right down the potato tuber, but how many guys can handle a bullet aimed at them time and time again? It takes the proper mindset to begin with –

When you say ‘WIS_CON_SIN’…  you said it all. The one place I can depend on for a great mixer – where Red and Blue lines mix to a perfect blend … on ICE, or on the Rock, its all the same to me:

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Stick with the Blues, or stick with the power of the Blood.  Personally, I don’t mind throwing in the towel and starting over once in awhile, so I’ll close with some music that got me out of the #4077 and onto the ‘World’s Finest Blue Crew’ team, stowed away on a Viking Fan ship somewhere  surrounded by a bunch of Indians. I’ve had T-shirts and jerseys stolen right out from under me, from America to Israel,  by the way, so all I have left  is a towel to throw into the ring:

So what if  I threw in the towel and started over a few times?  Its easier to replace a towel than a jersey anyway.  I’m from Milwaukee, home of  ‘The Crusher’ .  I know enough not to wrestle,  I know enough to keep the rice out of my beer, but keep the Rice in my draft picks.  I know about fair way play, how to play it the four square way.    Don’t feel bad, Blues Fans.  Here’s a snap from center ice, a Little play for the ‘rice in beer’ fans:

That’s my  state of  MO.  story – from start to finish, and I’m sticking to it.  I may not have earned a purple heart,  but I am not ashamed to admit I have worn a coat of many colors – red and grey, purple, brown, reds,  blues, greens, and back to color close to purple – amethyst.  Ending on a black and white clip just doesn’t seem appropriate somehow – its never been about black and white, but how some still play the game  with integrity and with obedience to the rules.

I never know what each day will bring, and I wanted to lay down some lines from a really interesting trip.  Please don’t stumble over my words, but if you do, a good neighbor may help you up and get you on the road again – no drunk driving allowed.

…………………………. Addendum Bunny Note:
After this ‘lovely’ trip to St. Louis, my travelig companion/anti-biblical husband manipulated a hostile takeover of my s-corp and as you know the rest of the true story if you have read other blogs. I left St. Louis very frightened of the trip home, and let my mother know that I was still not safe with Shane Hendrikson. Since Budweiser commercials have gotten very sleazy like a Wittenberg Corn Roast,they might have more assets but are not as classy as Schlitz or Pabst. Milwaukee still has the upper spiritual hand when it comes to wisdom in many areas, but a reminder that a short ride on the St. Louis Metro added a bit of a power play to my arsenal which only the intended receiver, another passenger, saw. Forget DD=Dinald Driver, because great is not good. He went the way of the Dallas Cowboys for some foolish ‘Dancing with the Stars’ reason. Good is not going to be seeking unnecessary television exposure; ‘good’ is willing to be seen, even in the midst of a a fallen, pagan team. Just as Joseph suffered much while in the hands of anti-Torah nation, he learned to win the battle of the MIND there, even when falsely accused. Such strength has been delivered unto his descendents genetically, whereas Judah’s line may actually have a bit more weakness mentally. Too many of those who say they are ‘Jews’, do not resolve conflict properly, and let the enemy get away rather than trap them and convict them. I know this for a fact, as celebrity fools who claim to be ‘Jewish’ continue to sell themselves like hookers to the next movie or recording company. Golda Meir never sold herself to play a character that was weak or unholy, and neither will I.

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